Job Hunting 101

Don't print off 50 copies of your resume on nice paper and send out an equal amount online before you realize that you had a typo in your email address.

If a potential employer asks for your dress size... the job title "Personal" Assistant does not mean what you thought it did.

Keep chanting in your head "Any job is better than no job". It may be all that keeps you from going homicidal on the crazy lady that mocks you everyday.

A degree is wonderful! But it still wont qualify you to get a job with Lowes or a Bowling Alley.

Spending 7 years relentlessly pursuing a career just to throw it away after college when you reach burn out... Yeah, that sucks.

Its cheaper to loose weight than it is to buy new clothes... Unfortunately Ramen Noodles does not help this, so you're screwed no matter what you do.

When your car is older than dirt try and get a job close to home. It will, of course, break down constantly.